This is good! The Queen's Deputy Prime Minister, you know the one, that fat, pervy, disgusting, adulterer has kept his position, but is no longer a minister reponsible for anything!
Basically he gets loads of our money to do nothing!
And on Newsnight tonight I was told that people like that fat bastard! Who likes him? Do you? I certainly don't.
"Due to double standards in the Nu Labour Government, we have to announce that the liar John Prescott - Deputy PM -will be keeping his job, despite betraying his wife and showing double standards in his baying loudly over other politicians having affairs in the past.However the cheap ass skank ho whore slut with no self respect who claimed his knob was just 2 inches and wore red leather(very tasteless I am sure) and was a poking with John while his wife was waiting downstairs on one occasion that we knew off and who just happens to be employed as well by HM government is going to be fired for opening her mouth on the affair, would make a cheap joke about opening her legs as well but will pass on that. After all women the world over will be laughing at her for many a year to come..."