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In a world exclusive, SA Tourism now offers the very brave & often suicidal visitors to this country a double whammy! Apart from the adrenalin rush of being stabbed & shot on the scenic Table Mountain, hijacked & tortured on any of our meandering country roads, or being raped & sodomised on the Durban beach front, you can now ALSO experience the thrill of being blown up in a Cape Town waterfront restaurant!Yes folks, you’ve heard right - two adventures for the price of one!

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